1915 US-9, Halfmoon, NY 12065, Halfmoon

Ever catch your husband sneaking into this place and think, ‘I could do something better with this building’? Well, now’s your chance to get revenge—buy it, turn it into a shoe store, and spend all YOUR time there. Or, if you’re more of a ‘cash is king’ type, this is literally the only gentleman’s club in town, so you’re guaranteed to keep the lights on (and the tips rolling in). With a loyal clientele that knows how to tip well, this spot has been a staple for years. Buy it, run it, or bless it with a little holy transformation—it’s your call. The business comes with the building. Serious inquiries only, because, let’s face it, no one’s making these kinds of profits at the local bakery!